Archive for November, 2007

England Fail To Qualify For European Competition

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

England fail to qualify for the European Arse Kicking Contest

(We’ve done it again…)

The Perfect DVD For Christmas

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Government lose 25 million private bank details

Iranian Nuclear Programme More Transparent Under Ahmadinejad

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Ahmadinejad Promises More Transparency In Iranian Nuclear Programme

(He’s just a bag of tricks!)

Victoria’s Secret Gets Star On Hollywood Walk of Fame

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

For services to blindness

(For services to blindness…)

Lilly Alien To Appear In Doctor Who

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Lilly Allen to appear on Doctor Who

Critics Hail Maturity of Sex Pistols’ London Concert

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

Older Sex Pistols perform in London

(God bless John)

ITV Launch Punctuation Guidelines Ahead of New Series of ‘I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!’

Friday, November 9th, 2007

ITV launch new punctuation guide for launch of new series of I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!

UK’s Olympic Stadium To Be Built From Recycled Material

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

UK’s Olympic Stadium to be built from recycled rubber

(World leaders in re-cycling)

President Musharraf Calls For Early Elections

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

President Musharraf calls for early elections

(Pots debate the hue of kettles)

Gordon Brown Reveals Nerves Or Anger At Despatch Box?

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

Gordon Brown shakes with nerves or anger?

(Watch the report)